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December 20, 2007
By W. C. Forever
Special to the Blotter
FUDGEPACKER, WISCONSIN | The Green Bay & Western Circle Jerk's third annual convention was held in Fudge Packer, Wisconsin this past weekend. There were ten girlfriend-less members present.
A keynote speech was delivered by Bob Humpsasock, GB&WCJ President. Humpsasock spoke on the importance of preservation of the railroad's history, in spite of none of its members being able to form a sentence in writing. A key element in this effort is the hoarding of all photos of the Green Bay & Western and related roads.
After the speech was the slide show, which was rather short since no members had ever paid for any slides they purchased. Following the slide show was an informal persual of the seventy-three Green Bay & Western Yahoo! Groups and their associated Yahoo! Personals ads.
The next meeting will be held in December 2008 in Bob's mom's basement again. The group is looking forward to expanding their membership before then.
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