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WANTED FOR FAILURE TO APPEAR (RE-INVENTING THE WHEEL)
BJÖRN TURKMENISTAN


 
 
 
NAME: Björn Turkmenistan

ALIASES: adam.selene

FAVORITE WEAPON: Confusion induced by chronic misspellings

FAVORITE BEVERAGE: Beer -- Oh yeah he gave that up -- ugggggh!

FAVORITE PHRASE: F*cking keybrod can't spel.

KNOWN ASSOCIATES: Victor Norway

KNOWN ARCHENEMIES: The Great White Burwash; Daniel Webster.

RELIGION: What are you selling?

ETHNICITY: Possibly Mimbari.

KNOWN CRIMES: Only the FBI knows for sure.

BACKGROUND DETAILS: Enjoys spending time shooting his camera in Beaver Canyon.

FAVORITE LINKS:
B5 Tech

WHAT OTHERS HAVE TO SAY:

"He built a computer in a suitcase. Dude. Haven't you heard of laptops yet?" -- Jan Peru.

"Huked onn Fonex wurked phor hym!" ~ Johnnie Ghana