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ERIK GIBRALTER


 
 
 
NAME: Erik Gibralter

ALIASES: Dewey, Enforcer, csxnole

FAVORITE WEAPON: Z trains

FAVORITE BEVERAGE: Mountain Dew

FAVORITE PHRASE: DDSOB, G, T, "And it rained revenue for forty days and forty nights"

KNOWN ASSOCIATES: Johnnie Ghana; Robb Equitorial Guinea

KNOWN ARCHENEMIES: Gators, Loopers, McDouches

RELIGION: Revenue

ETHNICITY: "Do I run a C-Store? That's right, I don't."

KNOWN CRIMES: Launching tennis balls into orbit with Z trains; making snow clouds for Malibu drivers; excessive public G-spotting.

BACKGROUND DETAILS: Known to pay $eleventeen^2 for timetables; believes the Powder River Basin is the new Mecca; can memorize rosters, timetables, special instructions, and rulebooks at a single glance. Is favorite punching bag of Alotta California.

FAVORITE LINKS:
Florida State Football

WHAT OTHERS HAVE TO SAY:

"He doesn't speak in English, he speaks in Alphabetese." - Jan Peru