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WANTED FOR FAILURE TO APPEAR (CORRUPTION OF MINORS)
JOHNNIE GHANA


 
 
 
NAME: Johnnie Ghana

ALIASES: Devious

FAVORITE WEAPON: Bigger rocks

FAVORITE BEVERAGE: Ale8One, Wal-Mart water

FAVORITE PHRASE: Cocksucker; And how!

KNOWN ASSOCIATES: Erik Gibralter; Robb Equitorial Guinea

KNOWN ARCHENEMIES: Loopers and Wannabes

RELIGION: Revenue!

ETHNICITY: Damn Yankee, according to Slacky.

KNOWN CRIMES: RALFing in daylight less than 100 yards from a busy state route; fucking with others vehicles; Making waffles without peanuts and soap; Practicing unsafe CSX; mass theft of rubber duckies in the name of service for the fans.

BACKGROUND DETAILS: Holds record for longest DQ career without being an owner.

FAVORITE LINKS:
AnimeOnDVD.com
Photography in Malaysia
Weebl and Bob

WHAT OTHERS HAVE TO SAY:

"He thinks he's soooo devious but he's all smoke and mirrors. He doesn't have the stomach to be truly deviant." -- Jan Peru.

"The Aniporn King" -- Robb Equatorial Guinea