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WANTED FOR FAILURE TO APPEAR (CIRCULATING SLANDER)
JAN PERU


 
 
 
NAME: Jan Peru

ALIASES: Obvious

FAVORITE WEAPON: Switch lantern; Caustic soda wit, (known to lye about his etching wit.)

FAVORITE BEVERAGE: Pepsi, Iced Tea, Kentucky Bourbon

FAVORITE PHRASE: Mmhmm; Ahso

KNOWN ASSOCIATES: Kip Djibouti, Holmes Monaco, Jeremy Latvia, Derek Guyana

KNOWN ARCHENEMIES: Digital McDouches and Steam Queens

RELIGION: Bushidō

ETHNICITY: With the lack of a fulltime job at least some part JBHU

KNOWN CRIMES: Aiding and abetting kidnapping of stuffed animals; Tomb raiding; Espionage; Member of the Alco Mafia.

BACKGROUND DETAILS: Hitting on chicks that are way too young for him, gets up at 3 pm normal time, does not have a fulltime job or his own pad.

FAVORITE LINKS:
Strongbad Emails
Wikipedia

WHAT OTHERS HAVE TO SAY:

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