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WANTED FOR FAILURE TO APPEAR (PENTAX PIMPAGE)
GIORGIO LAOS


 
 
 
NAME: Giorgio Laos

ALIASES: Slacky

FAVORITE WEAPON: Barbecue ; AK-47 ; 1911 .45ACP

FAVORITE BEVERAGE: Shine; Cheerwine; Root Beer; Cruzan if ch1x0rs are around

FAVORITE PHRASE: Pie!

KNOWN ASSOCIATES: Johnnie Ghana; Jan Peru; plus a few gun nuts and train freaks

KNOWN ARCHENEMIES: None... not anymore anyway.

RELIGION: Southern Church of Shine

ETHNICITY: Appalachian-American

KNOWN CRIMES: Flying aircraft below 500 feet; Concealing bling from parental units

BACKGROUND DETAILS: Human spelling checker; Pentax camera fondler; frequently smells of gun cleaning chemicals

FAVORITE LINKS:
Dimitrov's Pentax K-Mount Page
60 Degrees V6
Central Carolina N Scalers

WHAT OTHERS HAVE TO SAY:

"Don't mess with his barbecue . He'll kill you with a bicycle spoke. No, really. He will. See this scar? What do you mean you don't want to look?" -- Jan Peru.

"I heard one time he tried to make a Barbecued Pentax Pie. I don't want to know how he used the lens mount..." -- Johnnie Ghana