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WANTED FOR FAILURE TO APPEAR (WEAPON MOLESTATION)
GIORGIO GUAM


 
 
 
NAME: Giorgio Guam

ALIASES: WizardWarp

FAVORITE WEAPON: Anything loud; Anything with a caliber of .22 or above.

FAVORITE BEVERAGE: Hops

FAVORITE PHRASE: Mmhmm; Ginger

KNOWN ASSOCIATES: Giorgio Laos, and somebody only known as "K" that commands him.

KNOWN ARCHENEMIES: Gun laws, Commie Bastards.

RELIGION: Southern Church of Hops

ETHNICITY: Davidson County boy

KNOWN CRIMES: Consumption of Hops on a Sunday without "K" present; violating noise ordinances in every possible way; packing way too much junk for a hiking trip.

BACKGROUND DETAILS: Weapons fanatic, diesel-sniffer. Big on overpreparedness (see known crimes).

FAVORITE LINKS:
Sausage links.

WHAT OTHERS HAVE TO SAY:

"I have to admit, he's almost as a sick a mofo as me." -- Jan Peru

"That boy ain't right" -- Giorgio Laos

"He's just happy as can be shooting off his gun down in the public square. Some day he might even take his .45, too." ~Johnnie Ghanna