Railroad Yakuza -- Mug Shots

The Railroad Yakuza encompasses many... erm... "unusual" characters, and has had contact with many more stranger yet. A few below are fine examples.

	Aren't mafias supposed to be... well... scary?
	Dammit, I didn't feel like stooping to take the picture, okay?
	"On district? What's that mean?"
	What the Slackmaster had to do before the miracle of internet porn.
	The attack of Chemo-boy, or, why to never let your friends cut your hair.
	No thoolshed? No problem!
	Some people are just plain obsessed....
	"Cincinatti chile? What the shizzle?"
	And you thought Gaylord was scary? Okay, okay, nobody thought Gaylord was scary.
	Watch out Sterling, the Laughing Man is here!
	The gangsters are here. Cue mafia muzak.
	Speaking of Sterling....
	"Oooh! A job where I can get PAID to break shit! Where do I sign up?"
	Imagine waking up to this in the morning. At least he's been declawed now.
	"Wha the horizon sho is waid heuh. Fo Shizzle. Do any of these twains go to the Clinchfield?"
	If there's ever been a reason for pants in summer, it's legs that white.
	Yeah, sure. I was there, but were you? Or were you busy being whipped again?
	On the hunt for the great Burwash, a legendary creature that has never been spotted by man.
	He couldn't handle flagging grade crossings, so he moved onto the school district.